What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?